so guess who got home from work today and decided she needed a pick-me-up because her gre scores never came in, thats right, you guessed it: me!

let me tell you what a big fucking mistake it is to call a testing service and pay $15 for bad news! don't do it. if your scores haven't come, you don't want to see them.

i scored a 410. yes, thats right a 410. i'm in the 1 %. that means that when i'm taking a physics standardized test, i'm dumber than 99 % of the other people taking the exam that year. the lowest possible score for NO correct answers is a 440. how did i score a 410, fuck if i know. maybe i spelled my name wrong. anything is possible.

i'm going to go be inconsolably upset now, then i'll go to bed and i don't want to think about it anymore after tonight.

but i do seem to remember someone promising that if i didn't score well, they would come down and treat me to sushi...