4 beers (for now) and countless cigarettes...
Alright, I'm pissed off. My wallet was stolen out of my golf bag tonight. Now, not only am I beating myself up about my own stupidity, I'm cursing the stupidity of the person that stole my wallet. Okay, so why was I stupid... let me count the ways... so I assistant teach golf lessons every now then. When I'm needed, I teach, when I'm not, I use the time to practice. Tonight, I wasn't needed, so I practiced. I had my wallet at 6 p.m. when I bought my practice balls. I hit and did my own thing until 7 when I knew I was needed. I moved my golf bag and unused practice balls to the teaching area and then proceeded to teach. I was never more than 20 yards away from my bag and it was always in sight. After the class, I finished the unused practice balls and walked to my car. During this walk, I always dig my wallet, keys, watch, and cigarettes out of my golf bag, however, this time around there was no wallet. So I dump my golf bag out, thinking that maybe for the first time in 10 years, I have placed my wallet in a different pocket than I have every other time, no wallet, so I go searching the grounds, no wallet, so I ask the golf course personnel, no wallet. Now I have to call the 'rents and confess my stupidity and ask what to do... mom says not to worry, to just go home and cancel what I can cancel and she'll cancel what she can cancel and we'll start over first thing tomorrow morning...
I'm still pissed off though. I still angry that I let my golf bag be so far away from me. I'm angry that whoever stole my wallet didn't think to take the whole damn golf bag because my custom built golf clubs are worth more than whatever anything in my wallet is worth.
Amy says that it could have happened to anyone because these things happen, but these things don't happen to me. I'm supposed to have a rather high IQ, now I know that means that I lack in common sense what I have gained in IQ.
Now, Amy's birthday is Monday and my sister is shopping for Amy's birthday presents in the morning because I have no way to buy anything. My sister has never met Amy and yet she volunteered for this endeavor. I can be such a schmuck sometimes. I should have bought the birthday presents in advance so I wouldn't have to worry about things like this in times like this.
Okay, now I really know that I need to go to bed because I'm probably not making any sense anymore...
Alright, I'm pissed off. My wallet was stolen out of my golf bag tonight. Now, not only am I beating myself up about my own stupidity, I'm cursing the stupidity of the person that stole my wallet. Okay, so why was I stupid... let me count the ways... so I assistant teach golf lessons every now then. When I'm needed, I teach, when I'm not, I use the time to practice. Tonight, I wasn't needed, so I practiced. I had my wallet at 6 p.m. when I bought my practice balls. I hit and did my own thing until 7 when I knew I was needed. I moved my golf bag and unused practice balls to the teaching area and then proceeded to teach. I was never more than 20 yards away from my bag and it was always in sight. After the class, I finished the unused practice balls and walked to my car. During this walk, I always dig my wallet, keys, watch, and cigarettes out of my golf bag, however, this time around there was no wallet. So I dump my golf bag out, thinking that maybe for the first time in 10 years, I have placed my wallet in a different pocket than I have every other time, no wallet, so I go searching the grounds, no wallet, so I ask the golf course personnel, no wallet. Now I have to call the 'rents and confess my stupidity and ask what to do... mom says not to worry, to just go home and cancel what I can cancel and she'll cancel what she can cancel and we'll start over first thing tomorrow morning...
I'm still pissed off though. I still angry that I let my golf bag be so far away from me. I'm angry that whoever stole my wallet didn't think to take the whole damn golf bag because my custom built golf clubs are worth more than whatever anything in my wallet is worth.
Amy says that it could have happened to anyone because these things happen, but these things don't happen to me. I'm supposed to have a rather high IQ, now I know that means that I lack in common sense what I have gained in IQ.
Now, Amy's birthday is Monday and my sister is shopping for Amy's birthday presents in the morning because I have no way to buy anything. My sister has never met Amy and yet she volunteered for this endeavor. I can be such a schmuck sometimes. I should have bought the birthday presents in advance so I wouldn't have to worry about things like this in times like this.
Okay, now I really know that I need to go to bed because I'm probably not making any sense anymore...
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